Middle Finger Projector Pen Fuck You Fuck Off Projection Pen

$7.19 $7.99


Shipping to United States: $4.00
  • Details
    This awesome pen is always a show stopper. It can help you turn a boring meeting into a boring laughfest. Just press the button on the side and it will project a middle finger up to 10 feet away. Farther if its darker. Shorter if its brighter. Writes in black in and can be retracted if needed.

    In stock and will ship out the day after payment completes.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

    Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

At this time we cannot make custom balloons. But we can mix and match balloons from different packs if needed. Just ask :)

Wholesale availability

Please contact us directly for more information.

Shipping Questions.

All items will ship out the day after purchase via USPS first class mail. Upgrades can be purchased as seen in the listings.
We are based out of the west coast meaning if you are on east coast plan for up to seven days to receive your item.

  • Reviews

    Love them!

    Hilarious. My cat loves chasing it like a laser pointer. Writes well and came super quick. Thanks so much

    Super fast delivery, was a real hoot at my party!