Middle Finger Projector Pen Fuck You Fuck Off Projection Pen
$7.99
(319)
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DetailsThis awesome pen is always a show stopper. It can help you turn a boring meeting into a boring laughfest. Just press the button on the side and it will project a middle finger up to 10 feet away. Farther if its darker. Shorter if its brighter. Writes in black in and can be retracted if needed.
In stock and will ship out the day after payment completes. -
Shipping & Policies
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
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Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
At this time we cannot make custom balloons. But we can mix and match balloons from different packs if needed. Just ask :)
Wholesale availability
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Shipping Questions.
All items will ship out the day after purchase via USPS first class mail. Upgrades can be purchased as seen in the listings.
We are based out of the west coast meaning if you are on east coast plan for up to seven days to receive your item. -
Reviews
Reviews (319)
Average:
Jul 10, 2025
Thank you so much. They’re great!
Sarah Grindstaff
Jul 6, 2025
I originally ordered the middle finger pens…one of them going to a close friend of mine fighting cancer. He passed. So I ordered two more for his memorial for his family since he loved it so much. I told the seller my story, he went above and beyond to include ‘middle finger’ confetti, extra pens, and “f*** cancer” balloons; so to go above and beyond is an understatement. It may just be a middle finger pen for laughs to some, but the meaning behind it was/ will always be everything to me. Thank you for everything.
Naomi Bauman
Jun 25, 2025
Bought as a gift for a coworker and he loved it.
cacordell
Jun 23, 2025
I got this as a gift for my adult brother. He loved it.
Misty Byrd
Jun 20, 2025
Even better than I expected! Wouldn’t hesitate to order from this shop again. Thank you!
Josh Whitehouse
