Middle Finger Projector Pen Fuck You Fuck Off Projection Pen
$7.99
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DetailsThis awesome pen is always a show stopper. It can help you turn a boring meeting into a boring laughfest. Just press the button on the side and it will project a middle finger up to 10 feet away. Farther if its darker. Shorter if its brighter. Writes in black in and can be retracted if needed.
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Shipping & Policies
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Questions about your order?
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Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
At this time we cannot make custom balloons. But we can mix and match balloons from different packs if needed. Just ask :)
Wholesale availability
Please contact us directly for more information.
Shipping Questions.
All items will ship out the day after purchase via USPS first class mail. Upgrades can be purchased as seen in the listings.
We are based out of the west coast meaning if you are on east coast plan for up to seven days to receive your item. -
Reviews
Reviews (332)
Average:
Aug 19, 2025
As described, quick shipping, will make a fun gift!
Beth
Aug 17, 2025
Item is perfect! Matched the description perfectly.
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Aug 17, 2025
Silly gift but perfect for what I need! Works great. Light is very bright!
Kristin Miller
Aug 16, 2025
Very well packaged and arrived safely. Got it for my husband's birthday so he can flip off people on zoom without being noticed... JK! 😂
Jennifer Verville
Aug 15, 2025
This was exactly what it said and was a great gift.
Missie Miller-smith
