Middle Finger Projector Pen: Novelty Gag Gift
$7.99
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DetailsThis awesome pen is always a show stopper. It can help you turn a boring meeting into a boring laughfest. Just press the button on the side and it will project a middle finger up to 10 feet away. Farther if its darker. Shorter if its brighter. Writes in black in and can be retracted if needed.
In stock and will ship out the day after payment completes. -
Shipping & Policies
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
At this time we cannot make custom balloons. But we can mix and match balloons from different packs if needed. Just ask :)
Wholesale availability
Please contact us directly for more information.
Shipping Questions.
All items will ship out the day after purchase via USPS first class mail. Upgrades can be purchased as seen in the listings.
We are based out of the west coast meaning if you are on east coast plan for up to seven days to receive your item. -
Reviews
Reviews (451)
Average:
Mar 26, 2026
I would have liked a farther and brighter projection, but you can't beat this for the price!
suz phillips
Mar 23, 2026
Love this thing. I'm in construction so now I don't have to say anything. Just show the light to let them know what I think.
Daniel Campbell
Mar 19, 2026
Works perfect, just what us nurses need for corporate!
Melinda Noe
Mar 3, 2026
Great gift. Item was sent same day. Love it!
Julia Loytsker-Borish
Mar 2, 2026
Perfect gift. It is exactly what I was looking for.
Holly
