Funny Get Well Soon Or Don't Sympathy Gift Abusive Balloons



Shipping to United States: $4.50
  • Details
    For that special friend with a special sense of humor :). These balloons feature nine messages with something sure to fit the occasion. They should have something in there for more illnesses :). You can either get them in a colorful package, or a black package. 3 of each balloon included. Balloons are made of latex and blow up to about 12 inches round. These are unique to us and will get you attention where ever they are used :).

    All shipping takes place the day after you order. Shipped via USPS first class. You can upgrade to Priority or Express if needed. Free shipping usually takes 5-7 days to get to you. We are located on the west coast so any orders on the east coast will take more time to arrive.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

    Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

At this time we cannot make custom balloons. But we can mix and match balloons from different packs if needed. Just ask :)

Wholesale availability

Please contact us directly for more information.

Shipping Questions.

All items will ship out the day after purchase via USPS first class mail. Upgrades can be purchased as seen in the listings.
We are based out of the west coast meaning if you are on east coast plan for up to seven days to receive your item.

  • Reviews

    Reviews (3)


    got a lot of laughs at the hospital with these

    Nice Graphics on Balloons. Items came as described.

    what a cute idea...cant wait to see reaction :)