54 Funny Divorce Party Balloons Decorations, Divorced Party, Break Ups, Ivorced And Looking For The D, Mrs To Misses, Ex-tremely Happy



Shipping to United States: $4.50
  • Details
    It's a great time for you. You just left that relationship that you would rather not speak of again. You are happy and want to party. Now you can throw a funny divorce party and share with your friends just how happy you are to be out of that relationship. Blow these balloons up and share some smiles.

    In stock, these will ship out the day after you place the order. Shipped with USPS first class with a max of 5 day delivery. I'm on the west coast, if you are too then they will get delivered quicker. Priority mail upgrade available if you need them super quick.

    Included are:
    3x "Ivorced And Looking For The D"
    3x "Knot Untied"
    3x "Free At Last"
    3x "Mrs To Misses Gimme Your Kisses"
    3x "Ding Dong The Assholes Gone"
    3x "The End Of An Error"
    3x "Kissed The Wrong Frog"
    3x "Divorcegasm"
    3x "Divorce Diet"
    3x "And She Lived Happily Ever After"
    3x "Ex-tremely Happy"
    3x "Divorce Party"
    3x "Good Riddance To Stupid Boys"
    3x "They Fell In Love But She Climbed Out"
    3x "I do I did I'm Soooo Done"
    3x "Best Reason For A Party Ever"
    3x "Congrats We Hated Him"
    3x" Newly Unwed"

    54 latex balloons per package. They can be blown up to 12 inches (basketball size). They will hold helium for six to eight hours before dropping.

    Shipping is via first class. I am located on the west coast so worst case scenario would be 6 days from when you order to have them in hand.
    Priority shipping is an upgrade with added cost but will get to you usually within 3-6 days.
    Express Shipping is an additional cost upgrade which will get it to you within 2-4 days.
    Just send a message if you need an estimate when the items will arrive.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

    Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

At this time we cannot make custom balloons. But we can mix and match balloons from different packs if needed. Just ask :)

Wholesale availability

Please contact us directly for more information.

Shipping Questions.

All items will ship out the day after purchase via USPS first class mail. Upgrades can be purchased as seen in the listings.
We are based out of the west coast meaning if you are on east coast plan for up to seven days to receive your item.

  • Reviews

    Very creative and fitting for the occasion!

    Quality and quantity was great! So many funny sayings.

    These are fantastic and so funny!

    Amazing fast shipping!! Can't wait to have this party! Thanks!